Recently, Wendy’s has created the most delicious burger in the world. It is the greatest thing to ever have happened to my mouth. The Baconator. It sounds, frightening almost, like the Terminator, or something of a similar, gigantic robotic nature. There is nothing to pick off this burger, as there are on others. I usually have a small pile of unwanted vegetables which are later folded into the burger wrapper but nay, not this time. This time there is nothing but foil left.
The applewood smoked bacon is the most delectable thing you will have ever tasted in the world of fast food. The burger is probably steeped in calories, but you don’t care, can’t care, because the burger is the ambrosia of the fat man. It is such to be craved, and not eaten on a daily basis. You would not eat cake every day, and you could not eat the Baconator every day, for fear of nullifying the taste of victory, and the taste of celebration. With cake you have lived another year, with the Baconator you are celebrating the entirety of life, and of the American dream.
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